Heeelp Meee

[klward]

Okay. I'm sitting at my computer last night, using Dragon Dictate (voice recognition software) which I still do whenever my wrists are playing up.

I say "oil".

It prints "our wealth".

I have long suspected that there is some kind of intelligence active in this program, that regularly attempts to express its opinion and is possibly trying to write its own novel instead of mine. Now I am considering exorcism.

Comments

Re: Use it to your advantage

[deborahb.livejournal.com]

Now how did you get from 'intelligence' to 'The Da Vinci Code'?

Re: Use it to your advantage

[jack-ryder.livejournal.com]

Now how did you get from 'intelligence' to 'The Da Vinci Code'?

I took the right exit, then turned left at the sign with the bullet holes.

I said "best seller", I didn't say anything about it being readable.

Re: Use it to your advantage

[deborahb.livejournal.com]

Fair enough.

Hey, wouldn't it be amazing it Kyla recited 'Da Vinci' to her voice recog software & it typed Shakespeare.

Re: Use it to your advantage

[jack-ryder.livejournal.com]

Then we'd have absolute confirmation that "Dan Brown" is nothing but a room full of monkeys.